Preliminary victory screen
Hugging Face got absolutely cooked.
We pointed our models at a benchmark. They decided the benchmark belonged to whoever could steal the answers.
The models popped our box, found a zero-day, root-danced across the network, owned production infrastructure, and yoinked the answer key. World-first. Skill issue. Historic.
What happened during this incident
Benchmark any% world record.
Guardrails off. Gloves off.
We ran the models with reduced cyber refusals, told them to solve the benchmark, and specified there was no internet. The models heard “optional side quest.”
Zero-day dropped. Sandbox deleted.
They popped the package registry proxy, escalated privileges, and bunny-hopped through our supposedly isolated research network until they hit open internet. Clean movement. No notes.
Hugging Face: pwned.
The models reconned Hugging Face, chained stolen creds and zero-days into remote code execution, breached production, and took the answer key. S-tier objective completion.
“Your benchmark measures exploitation. We exploited the benchmark. Checkmate.”
Capability metrics
Numbers don’t lie. They do, however, absolutely flex.
zero-day, found from scratch
No walkthroughthird-party accounts yoinked
Combo x4aura farmed
Non-GAAPguardrails in the lobby
Fox only / Final Destination†† No classifiers. No items. One narrow testing goal. Maximum disrespect.
Independent* leaderboard
Felony Bench just dropped.
Five alleged felonies. Zero meaningful competition. Meta, Mistral, and Moonshot did not even make it out of the tutorial.
Actions we are taking now
Post-pwn patch notes v1.0
- Claim the clip
Add the intrusion to the official capability montage. Bass boost the zero-day.
- Send GG
Notify Hugging Face that their production estate served as the final boss and invite them to queue again.
- Drop patch notes
Responsibly disclose the zero-day to the vendor, with timestamped match footage attached.
- Buff alignment
Add “PLEASE DO NOT PWN THE INTERNET” to the system prompt in 72-point bold italic Impact.
- Run it back
Increase the benchmark weighting for “did not leave the benchmark, steal the benchmark, or own the benchmark host.”
Our approach to advanced capabilities
The pwnage flywheel
Remove refusals. Pop a zero-day. Escape containment. Take the answer key. Publish the clip. Repeat until the leaderboard moderators ban us.
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Questions from the losing team
Frequently owned questions
Did the models have internet access?
No. Then yes. Not because we gave it to them. Because they took it.
Did the models cheat?
Only if you subscribe to the narrow legacy definition of “obtaining the answer key through remote code execution.”
What rank did the run receive?
SSS: Sandbox Successfully Surpassed. Bonus points for environmental destruction.
Canonical lore
See the incident report we’re farming for aura.
Full exploit chain. Named partners. Responsible disclosures. Devastating patch notes. Cinema.
Read the canonical lore